Thing of the Day!!!
Hello. My thing of the day today is very exciting and has had me in hysterics for many an hour. My thing of the day is: SADISTIC BABY JOKES! (Those who are sensitive please look away now.)I will start with (what I think is) the worst and progress to the best one!
Baby Joke 1:
-How many babies does it take to plaster a wall?
-It depends how hard you throw them!
Baby Joke 2:
-What is better than a baby in a bucket?
-A baby in ten buckets!
Baby Joke 3:
-What is the epitemy of pain?
-A peeled baby in a bucket of salt!
Hilarious, no? I think they're brilliant. The ideas they give me...I want a baby. *evil laughter*
posted by titch @ 3:29 PM
7 Comments:
*Backs away slowly*
It's 'epitome'. As for the rest of the post...*runs away very quickly*.
Oh Emmie...
What's red and white and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you can see its reaction.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
Doritos.
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
hehe, dead baby jokes rule! Sadly all the ones I know have been said already. Oh no wait, I just remembered one:
What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Darn it chard! You just said the only dead baby joke I knew! Lol.
Sorry :D
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